The following is an actual conversation between me & Ollie about 15 minutes ago.
Ollie (crying): I want a bottle.
Me: What do you mean, you want a bottle? You're not a baby!
Ollie (still crying): I want a bottle!
Me: Do you want something to drink? Is that what you mean?
Ollie (sniffling): Uh huh.
Me: Okay, you can have milk, juice, water or Kool-Aid.
Ollie (crying again): NO!!!
Me: Sorry, that's all we have. What'll it be - milk, juice, water or Kool-Aid?
Ollie (sniffling again): I want a beer.

I'm not making this up, I swear.